>You Know?

“I watched this movie, you know…”

I’ve come to realize that “you know” is anyone within listening distance. Sometimes, “you know” is his Dad. More often than not, it’s me.

We’re in a car. My son is strapped in on the right side of the backseat. Occasionally, his breath bends around the headrest into my hair. He balances a cardboard tray of medium-sized sodas on his thigh pads. We stopped for burgers after the game.

“And this guy was in college. And he made, like, really good grades, and he was the captain of the football team, and he killed himself.”

The smell of things fried in oil that had already fried many other things wafted up from the floorboard where the bag of burgers warmed the insides of both my ankles. I remained silent while reaching down to make sure the top of the bag was folded closed.

“They tried to help him. I mean, you know, he wasn’t acting like himself and his friends were like, “Hey are you ok?”, and he said yes, but they knew he was depressed so they tried to help, but it was too late, and he hung himself.”

The night is cool. The windows are down. He raises his voice in competition.

“They didn’t believe him, you know.”

Realizing he addressed me directly, I respond with an equally loud “Uh-huh..”

“They told him “Oh, you’ll be alright.”, and they, like, patted him on the back and stuff, and they just left him in his room, and then they found him and he had hung himself.”

I allow for several seconds of windy silence before speaking.

“That’s pretty common, actually.”, I begin. “You take someone like Carlton, on your football team. He’s a great student and a star athlete. It’s hard to imagine he has any problems.”

“I was like that.” The words come out in a rush. He isn’t done yet.

“I was like that last year in basketball and baseball. Everyone thinks you’re so great and you’re such a great player and they think you make really good grades and everything, and I was having a hard time. And, I didn’t want to tell you ‘cause I knew you’d be disappointed and so I hid it all through Christmas. And then, at Christmas, I got everything I wanted and more, and I felt so bad. And, I was going to tell you then, but I couldn’t. And then you got the report card, and you saw the C’s, and you, like, grounded me and stuff.” He pauses, giving us both a chance to catch our breath.

“And you know the funny thing? I was so glad! I felt so much better when you did that, you know?”

Yeah, I know.

Daddy’s Girl

My father fathered four females.

I am the eldest.

“My name is Stacye, and I’m a Daddy’s Girl.”

Of course I am. We all are. We have a Daddy…we are girls. And, like all good southern girls, we actually call him “Daddy”.

Addressing him that way comes naturally. Admitting to it conjures images of Orson Welles, syrup dripping from the corners of Joanne Woodward’s unlined mouth, and a discomfort that smells like warm gardenias.

By now, you have an image. My blonde hair is long, as are my legs. My eyes are large, and probably blue. There’s a natural curve to my lips, which are carefully painted pink; never red. And, you would be right.

Except, the image is that of my sister, my baby sister to be exact; the one who still throws her limbs on either side of his recliner as she sprawls across his lap, the one that bakes for him, calls him daily, and houses him when he leaves the crystal sands of his beloved beach for important family events, such as his birthday, Father’s Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

But I was there in the early days…

On Saturdays, we logged hours in his two-toned El Camino, driving around town doing errands. His “Honey-Do” list became our “Trip for Two” list, as we traversed suburban side-roads between the post office, hardware store, garden nursery, and occasionally, the local mechanic.

Mostly, we talked.

“Never forget who you are!” I especially loved that one. “You’re a Howell!”

He said as though it meant something. He said it as though mere mention of our name was enough to garner the respect of anyone within hearing distance. He said it so often that I believed it.

He told me stories of him and Joe Wiggins. It was always “Joe Wiggins”, never just “Joe”. Perhaps there was another Joe. I don’t know, he never said. But, he never mentioned his childhood friend without inserting his surname.

I remember the sun being particularly bright one Saturday afternoon. We’d probably just dropped my car off…again. The dilapidated shop occupied most of a block-long side road. They specialized in foreign “jobs”, such as Hondas, Toyotas, Datsuns, and Cortinas. They didn’t actually specialize in Cortinas. No one did. Because, no one east of the Atlantic drove one…except me.

“Why don’t you divorce her?’ My right hand swept blonde wisps from my face. The air conditioner in the El Camino had stopped working weeks ago.

“Because Howells don’t divorce.” He said it as though it were true. He said it as though he was raised by two loving parents instead of a crotchety grandmother who insisted he sweep their dirt floor each morning before mounting the newspaper-laden bicycle he later rode to school.

And I believed, because I didn’t know.

He taught me about cars. He didn’t change his own oil. He had “Eddie, The Mechanic” to do that. But, he taught me to change mine.

He lay under the car, while I leaned across the engine. We changed the oil, added water to the battery, and checked all the other fluids. When we were done; large, continent-shaped swatches of my flannel shirt were missing.

“Battery acid.”, he said while ordering me inside to change my shirt with just a look.

But I kept it. I kept the shirt. I even wore it a few times. Now, I’m sure it lies alongside my holey Peter Frampton t-shirt; the one I kept for almost twenty years before deciding that I really never would wear it again.

But I will…

Angels will sing, harps will play, and there I’ll be…Daddy’s Girl…wearing a holey flannel shirt over a faded Peter Frampton t-shirt.

“Do you feel like I do?”

Hair Raising

It’s fitting, I suppose, that I have unruly hair. I’m a pretty unruly woman. But, sometimes, I think it’s my mother’s fault…

Some of my earliest memories are of my hips wedged between my mother’s ample thighs atop our ultra-chic, avocado green, vinyl couch. For reasons known only to her, she insisted on using a comb on my hair. And, not just any comb, but one of those barber’s combs with skinny, pointed teeth that were so close together a dime wouldn’t pass through them. As she raked those teeth across my scalp, I gritted my own and prepared for the blood that was sure to start running into my eyes just any minute. Occasionally, I howled, until I realized that only made her angry, causing her to plow even deeper.

The only respite from the raking came when she found what she referred to as a “knot”. I don’t know how it happened or why. I only know that every single time my mother raised a comb to my head she found the hair at the nape of my neck to be a tangled morass that inspired her to mutter mild epithets between groaning tugs.

There was lots of “I’ve never seen anything like this in my life!”, even though we both knew she’d seen it just last Saturday. And she whined a lot. Occasionally, the comb she extracted contained more than hair. The mass more resembled a bird’s nest than a knot, with wisps of lint and the occasional tiny scrap of paper woven into the mix.

And then there were the permanents…

For years, my mother lined us up on linoleum that was scored to resemble stone, if you were willing to allow that stone could possibly be tinged the same avocado green as the couch. By now, she’d invested in detangler which allowed her comb to slice through our tresses, unfettered. It was pretty smooth sailing, really, until it came time to roll. Because, rolling required wrapping, and wrapping involved small wisps of tissue paper, and, once again, she met her match at my nape.

At this point, she turned us over to my grandmother who owned a beauty shop on the ground floor of what would now be termed an assisted living high-rise. The real money, however, was made styling hair for regular customers who no longer required a return appointment. She spent Saturday mornings at the funeral home. Mother dropped us off after lunch and picked us up several hours later.

“Remember now!”, my grandmother called from the porch where she stood with one waving hand raised. “Don’t wash it for at least two days, so you don’t wash it out!”

I spent the ride home calculating how I could gain entry of the bathroom before my sister.

I drove myself the last time my grandmother curled my hair. By that time, I was compelled by more than style. By that time, the trek across town, and the smelly chemicals, the pulling, the tugging, and hot minutes spent under the hood of a hair dryer were a trade-off. Because, after she curled my hair, we could visit. She took me outside to her sun porch. She showed me her plants, some of which were decades old. She talked to me about them, told me how to grow them, and pulled up tiny samples for me to root when I returned home. It was worth the thirty minutes or so I would spend with my head in the sink later that evening.

The last time my mother tackled my hair involved one of those new-fangled curling irons; the kind encased in plastic bristles, the kind that not only curled your hair but brushed it, too. She was dolling me up for some kind of event. It may have been Easter. Easter was big deal at our house. It was one of two times, each year, that my parents would accompany us to church. We dressed in new dresses and wore pantyhose from freshly cracked eggs.

My mother separated a swath of hair from the crown of my head, twirling it around the plastic-bristled, metal shaft. Steam billowed from the contraption in her hand as she marked time. Time came, and she rolled her hand in an attempt to un-wrap. But, it wouldn’t. The curling iron, with its rows of plastic bristles, had a death-grip on my hair. Steam billowed from the crown of my head as my mother pulled and whined, pulled and whined.

“I’ve never seen anything like this in my life!”

Whines turned to whimpers as we both imagined what I would look like after she cut the hair at the scalp in order to remove it from the shaft. My mother cursed. My sisters watched in horror. Finally, the hair loosened. I never saw the curling iron again.

Two weeks later, my mother made an appointment for both of us at the hair salon she frequented. Despite odiferous armpits at the end of her pendulous arms, Sandra could feather with the best of them. Kristy McNichol had nothing on me…

I was in the eleventh grade. I don’t know why I remember that, but I do. I drove quite a distance to the salon and was somewhat taken aback by the pumping, bass-driven beat of the music that greeted me as I entered. “Toto? We’re not in Kansas anymore…”

A tall man with sallow skin under his brush cut rushed, as fast as his leather pants allowed, to reach me. I left with what amounted to a crew cut. And, I loved it…but I never did it again.

Since then, I’ve been shorn by a tattooed biker chick, one Valley Girl, a middle-aged woman with an unfortunate spiral perm, and one really nice Vietnamese man. He didn’t try to talk to me. I like that in a stylist.

Several weeks ago, I got the urge. You know the one; that feeling that you have to have your hair styled…NOW! Several weeks ago, the Valley Girl had sent me home looking like something the cat had dragged in, and it wasn’t the first time. As I left work, I made the decision to stop at the first salon I passed.

It took longer than I anticipated. I was almost home. The sign on the marquee read “Famous Hair”. The fact that it occupied a space just two doors down from the market was a huge selling point.

She was introduced as “Nancy”, but I’m willing to bet her green card reads “Tran” or “Nguyen”.

“What you want?”, she asked, whipping a black, nylon robe round my neck, matador-like.

I produced a copy I’d made of a style I’d found on the internet. Nancy laced tiny fingers through my hair as she studied the picture, frowning.

“But it doesn’t matter…”, I laughed. “I gave up a long time ago. My hair does what it wants to do…and I let it.”

Pompless Circumstance

Shane’s long-time baby-sitter, Christin, invited us to her graduation ceremony. The invitation, and the opportunity it presented, seemed timely.

Shane will start eighth grade in the fall or, as he puts it, he’ll be the “Big Dog”. So many facets of Shane’s life serve to accentuate the fact that the upcoming school year will be a period of transition, a stepping stone if you will, from one phase of life into another. As high school graduation should be the pinnacle of this next phase, attending the event seemed an opportunity to plant a seed, to secure a goal, to expose him to all the pomp and circumstance afforded scholastic achievement.

He balked only slightly when I insisted he wear dress shoes and the imagined pain of buttoning his button-down was assuaged by the mirror over my shoulder, as a slight jerk of his head almost produced the coveted swish of Justin Bieber hair.

“Hey, Mom! I look kinda good!” He’s a slightly pudgy thirteen-year-old. “Kinda” IS good.

Christin had called earlier in the day. Her words were punctuated by a distinctive “click” as she released long golden curls from the clutches of a steaming curling iron. Her usually swift cadence was enhanced by excitement as she shared ticket information and encouraged early arrival.

“You’llbesittinginbleachersIt’sgoingtobehotbutthey’resellingChick-fil-asothereisthat.”

We parked at the church next to the high school and walked a down-hill block to the stadium. Shane’s baseball coach met us as we circled the football field.

“Luke’s up there somewhere.”, he shaded his eyes against the burning twilight, searching for his son. “There!”, he pointed.

Shane asked the question with a lift of his eyebrows. I answered with a blink and a nod, and he began a clumsy ascent towards his friend

We were early. There were plenty of seats to choose from. I headed for an empty metal bench in the center, and as I climbed towards my perch, overheard someone make reference to the fifty-yard-line. It felt out of place

Easing onto a very warm aluminum bench, I was disappointed to realize that the stage had been set up facing the opposite side of the field. They were, apparently, playing to the “home” crowd. A handful of people scurried to and fro around the stage as though assigned a very important task, but no one actually seemed to do anything. A golf cart sped past the bleachers several times. The sun had dipped below the treetops, but left her heat behind.

A group of people wearing black caps and gowns approached the stage area. It took me a minute or so to realize that they were teachers and not really old looking students. Mentally, I chastised myself for the mistake. It’s not as though I’d never attended a graduation before. I’d seen those same caps and gowns at my own graduation.

Of course, my graduation took place downtown, in the air-conditioned comfort of the Municipal Auditorium. And the event was actually a culmination of events that had taken place over the preceding two weeks. Parents feted their children with parties that felt a lot like bridal showers feel today. An assortment of gifts flowed in from my parents friends, many of whom I’d never met. Most sent money, but one relative sent a boxed set of Anais-Anais perfume. I was so impressed! It seemed so…continental! I wonder if it’s still available…

Crimson colored caps and gowns were delivered to the school two weeks before graduation and taken to the music room for fittings. We stood in line with our friends, waiting our turn while sharing our enthusiasm and an occasional joke at the expense of students whose heads measured extra-large. Afterwards, a group of us went out to lunch and, later, to the mall. It didn’t matter that we would be wearing calf-length gowns. The occasion called for a new dress. And shoes, of course.

Something about the prospect of walking down an aisle prompts profuse primping. Not until I married would I again spend so much time in front of a mirror. I emerged from the bedroom I shared with my sister to find my family waiting in the den. My father wore a suit and tie, my sisters, their Easter shoes, and my mother, heels under a skirt that probably hadn’t seen the light of day more than once or twice since she’d owned it. We all piled into Mom’s Vista Cruiser station wagon and headed downtown.

The auditorium was dark except for tiny lights imbedded in the aisle seats. My family went inside while I followed a beckoning, black-shrouded teacher whose job it was to herd graduates backstage.

The noise we made as we assembled ourselves upon the risers behind the curtain seemed deafening. I was sure our parents could hear. The relative darkness only served to accentuate the heavy blanket of expectancy that fueled our collective state of giddiness. Several robed teachers stood in front of the risers alternately moving students who had yet to master the alphabet and threatening rowdy boys by addressing them as “Mister”.

And the music began…daaaa, dadada, daaaa-da, daaaa, dadada, daaaaaah. A nervous silence fell over my class. Even the rowdy boys stood a little taller.

“Excuse me…”

I woke from my reverie to the face of a young father wearing cargo shorts with a baby dangling off one arm. He looked pointedly at the bleacher beneath my feet.

“Oh! I’m sorry!” I turned towards the aisle, allowing him passage. A young African-American man climbed the steps towards me. He wore blue jeans under a t-shirt which exposed carefully cultivated biceps. Very large basketball shoes bloomed beneath his pants. Loosened laces allowed for a protruding tongue. The toddler perched in the crook of his right arm made repeated attempts to dislodge his doo rag.

Behind him, a middle-aged woman in tank top and shorts, pushed a mop of unruly blonde curls from her face as she searched for a bench long enough to contain her similarly clad contingent.

I shifted on the bench that was becoming harder and more uncomfortable by the minute to see that two rows of black robes were filing in towards the stage.

The man sitting next to me leaned in, “Why are some of the kids wearing black robes, while the others are wearing white?” I felt so vindicated…

The presence of a tiny sea-foam-suited woman waving her arms, frantically, in front of a small group of students wielding instruments was the only indication that music was playing. The air around me was filled with the cacophony of mixing voices, frequent laughter, and the occasional baby crying. Suddenly the fifty-yard-line comment seemed less inappropriate.

This time I leaned in. “Are these people just going to talk through the entire ceremony? It’s bad enough we can’t see. We aren’t going to be able to hear either?”

My position granted me a line of sight though which I could see Shane. His eyes were focused as he sat immobile save for his thumbs, which danced rapidly over the controls of Luke’s Gameboy.

Four rows down, a slightly overweight, middle-aged man sat in a suit and tie. His hands folded and unfolded a program as he surveyed the crowd.

Frayed Strings

No one loves their children more than I do. My youngest is thirteen now, which only goes to prove that all the minutes I spent wishing he could be my baby forever were for naught. But I knew that…

To my credit, I’ve turned those mournful minutes into reasons to be grateful. When he recounts an exchange with another student in school, I pay attention. The day will come when sharing won’t be so easy. When he calls “Mom”, as I walk past his darkened room, I stop and listen before reminding him, again, to go to sleep. When he allows me to take his hand as we walk, I feel it as I hold it. And, when he wraps his arms around my waist, and rests his head against my chest I thank God for the blessing. Every little boy hug, every little boy kiss, could be the last.

He turned thirteen last week, three days before school let out for summer.

“Do you want a party? You could invite your friends from school, the guys from your baseball team, and some of your football friends. We could go to the park. You guys could play baseball, and we could cook-out.”

Shane sat silent, looking through the window to the backyard. Movement in his eyes told me he was considering the offer. He’d attended several birthday parties this year.

Valerie invited him to his first boy/girl, night-time party. There was dancing, which led to sweating, which provoked Shane to stealthily comb the health and beauty aids aisle during our next visit to the grocery store.

Chelsea’s mother went one better and rented a pool-side clubhouse. As we pulled up, the outer walls of the building seemed to vibrate in time with the disco ball sparkling through an upper-floor window. Expecting hesitation from Shane, I turned in my seat to offer words of encouragement from someone who has personally experienced countless disco balls. The backseat was empty, the car door slammed, and by the time I turned around Shane had mounted the walk towards the door without so much as a wave good-bye.

A pattern began to develop, and I saw my mistake.

“Oh…I just realized all the parties you’ve gone to this year were given by girls. Boys your age don’t have birthday parties, do they?”

Relief colored his face.

“Not really…”, he smiled, lowering his head.

“Ok! So what do you want to do? We could go out to dinner. Your choice! Or we could go to the movies. You could take a friend….You tell me. What do you want to do?”

“I want to spend the weekend with Josh.”

Josh is his oldest brother. He married just before Shane’s birthday. He and his wife live in a rural area seventy-five miles away.

Shane left on Friday.

Friday night I had dinner out, and for the first time in a long time, no one offered me a children’s menu. My companion and I enjoyed uninterrupted adult conversation. And when we left, there were no tell-tale crumbs beneath our table.

Saturday I slept in, and woke to a quiet house. I never realized how much noise is generated by the simple act of breathing until mine was the only breath drawn. I took my coffee to the patio and never felt compelled to grab at the table beside my chair in hopes of steadying it. Birdsong fell on my ears without accompaniment. No one asked me any questions.

I spent the rest of the day doing as I pleased. I shopped without uttering the word “no”. I turned my Ipod up as I gardened, never giving a thought to what might be going on inside the house. I gutted the playroom, and in so doing generated quite a pile for the next charity pick-up. He hasn’t touched those toys in years…

I organized his dresser, and added several threadbare t-shirts to the aforementioned pile. The one with the hole in the collar has bothered me for months.

I baked cookies for the neighbors and no one whined, “You always make the good stuff for other people!” I watched tennis on TV without giving advance warning of an imminent takeover of the den. Music wafted from speakers mounted beneath the eaves as we grilled on the patio and no one asked me sardonically, “Why don’t you like rock music anymore?”

As I turned out the lights above the mantle and closed the sunroom door against the night I thought, “So this is what it will be like when he is gone. I can do this…”

The phone rang and I jumped to answer it.

“Hello?!”, I never gave a thought to sounding casual.

“Hey, Mom.”

Those two words began tales of Clydesdale horses, front flips from diving boards, and a dog Shane loved enough to bring home.

“I’m glad you’re having a good time.”

“Ok, Mom. Gotta go.” Male voices parried in the background. I understood the distraction.

“Ok…” Silence in the line told me he had hung up already.

For the first time in thirteen years Shane hung up without saying “I love you.”

But he does…

The Other Side of the Bleachers

My son started playing football at six years old, and after just a few weeks of practice his Dad, Roger, and I were hooked. Fortunately for us, Shane liked it too, and football became a family affair.

This past August marked the beginning of our seventh season. After serving as Head Coach for two years, and assisting for a third, Roger opted for what he imagined to be a less hands-on position this year, by volunteering to act as Commissioner for the seventh and eighth grade teams. I had done my time early on, serving as Team Mom for three seasons before opting for an “early retirement”. The break was a welcome one, allowing for more time spent writing while the boys were playing in the dirt.

This year, two weeks into the new season, we found our team without a volunteer to act as Team Mom. There are a number of reasons why this is a liability, but to illustrate without belaboring the point, I’ll employ the image of launching a canoe without benefit of oars. And as large, brown boxes of brightly colored spandex were unloaded in my garage, I felt a touch of spray upon my face, and the familiar warmth of well-worn wood sliding into my reluctant hands.

Last night was Halloween, and I had governance of twenty-three boys, all dressed as football players. Our team made the first round of play-offs, appropriately ending a season of unprecedented rain-outs on what amounted to a mud-pit bracketed by goalposts. They made an impressive showing, losing by only two points to a team that had suffered just one loss through two seasons. Leaving the field wet, muddy, tired, and defeated, the boys were greeted by a rainbow of umbrellas held by wet-footed parents eager to retreat to the relative warmth of their vehicles while racking their brains for plausible arguments against trick-or-treating. Post-game speeches given by rain-soaked coaches were barely audible above drumming canopies and “shishing” rain gear. Cheerleaders held trays of soggy cupcakes, and clocks ticked inside every prepubescent head as the witching hour waned carrying the threat of unmanned Halloween costumes. Within minutes the boys collected a pillowcase, seeded with candy earlier in the week, and struck out, undaunted, in search of more mischief while soggy, preoccupied parents slogged through the mud behind them.

My official duties aren’t finished. I have gifts to order and a party to plan. There has been some talk of an All-Star tournament that will require my organizational skills. But as I eased into my office chair this morning, it was with the knowledge that the worst is over. Most of the mistakes that could be made have either been fixed or avoided entirely; and the boys had a good season, ending the year on a positive, if not winning, note. As I heaved a satisfied sigh into my coffee mug, my inbox blinked.

I clicked before I noticed the email was from “The Parent”. You know the one; the negative parent, the parent who can’t find the time to attend a game, but always finds time to complain about the outcome; the mother who, despite her absence, assures everyone within earshot that her son didn’t get his league-mandated allotment of playing time; the parent who prefers to spend her time critiquing the work of others rather than volunteering to help. An educated eye can spot this person at the beginning of the season. It’s all in the facial expression, the set of her mouth and the turn of her nose, as though she walks ensconced by a noxiously odoriferous cloud no one else seems to notice.

I read the note and decided, without hesitation, to ignore it. I mean, what can she do? Fire me? But her ingratitude did inspire me to put down some words of hard-earned wisdom, a kind of “Everything I Needed To Know I Learned In My First Year As Team Mom”, if you will. This is my swan-song. I’ve tossed my muddied shoes, and advise the next person filling them to invest in a good pair of galoshes. Were I asked to compose a handbook for parents of children playing recreational sports, it would be just this simple:

HANDBOOK FOR PARENTS OF CHILDREN PLAYING RECREATIONAL SPORTS by Stacye Carroll

1. Observe the adults who are working with, and for, your child with the knowledge that each of them is a volunteer. And remember that the amount of time you see them sacrificing is but a small part of the actual time spent.

2. You may assume that every volunteer working with your child does so with the best of intentions. They do not undergo rigorous background checks and mind-numbing training sessions with the purpose of undermining your child’s efforts.

3. No one enjoys asking another person for money, but quality sports programs require a large amount of funding. If your child has expressed an interest in playing youth sports, it is your responsibility to determine the costs involved and whether or not your family can afford to participate. This should be done prior to signing up.

4. Many programs mandate a specific minimum number of plays, per child. Coaches spend a considerable amount of time trying to satisfy this requirement regardless of your child’s ability. If you doubt this, please reread bullet point number two.

5. By the time your child has played a specific sport for a number of years, both you and he should be aware of his skill-set. Be reasonable about your child’s ability to play proficiently. Put another way, some children play sports with an eye towards competing on a higher level, while others play for fun. Be mindful as to which description fits your child, and allow him the freedom to be what he is, instead of what you would have him be.

6. Your athletic ability, or lack thereof, does not necessarily transfer, genetically, to your child. Please reread bullet point number five.

7. If you don’t have anything positive to say, keep your mouth shut. I borrowed this advice from my mother, and have found it serves me well in almost any situation, but is particularly effective when it comes to the emotions evoked by our love for our children. And, in case you missed it, the key word in that last sentence is “love”. Love your children, don’t brow beat them. They are truly doing the best they can do today, which isn’t necessarily as good as they did yesterday, and may be better than they will do tomorrow. Through it all, what they need from you, their parent, is love.

8. Go back and reread bullet points one and two again. If you still feel like your child isn’t being well-served, then it’s time to take a stand, as in stand up and volunteer. Your perspective will change, along with your viewpoint, as you view things from the other side of the bleachers.

Branded

It began as a message, unspoken;

an ocular indictment in a look of disappointment.

“Why can’t you be…?”

“I wish you were…”

“Try harder.”

As the eyes dimmed, the mouth moved,

forcing words over teeth that bite through consonants.

“Why do you always…?”

“Can’t you just….?”

“Try harder!”

And, the eyes, and the words brand the heart.

Now the looks reflect off glass and the words, unspoken,

populate the quiet spaces.

“Why didn’t I…?”

“Should I have…?”

“I’m trying…”

Lessons of the Father

Don’t tell me…

when you decided popularity trumped principle.

I don’t want to know.

Don’t tell me…

that winning is the best lesson and his trophies do more than collect the dust of missed opportunities to grow.

I don’t believe you.

Don’t tell me…

that your motives are altruistic.

Look it up.

And, as excuses fill your mouth with the bile of garbled rationalizations,

don’t tell me.

March to Manhood

“Mom? Are you sure I was supposed to bring a sack lunch?” It is at least the fifth time he’s asked the question.

“Yes, honey.” I try to sound soothing as I open the car door and pop the trunk lid. I fight the urge to heft the bag inside, and stand back as he finds the shoulder strap.

We start the hike across black pavement while I scan the growing crowd of campers for anything resembling a sack lunch.

“Look! There’s one.” I nod my head in the direction of a young brunette leaning against a large, bright green suitcase adorned with large, red hearts. A matching, miniature bag dangles from one hand.

“That’s probably not a lunch. That could be anything!”, he growls. “I don’t think we were supposed to bring a lunch. We didn’t bring one last year. We went to the dining hall.” His rests on his chest while he adjusts the shoulder strap of the larger bag.

I scan again, as we round the front fender of another parent’s car.

“Look! That has to be a lunch. See? You’re ok!”

A tall, thin boy, whose posture repeats the carelessness implicit in the length of his wavy, brown hair, stands between his parents. A small, brown, bag, imprinted with the words “Whole Foods” in large, green, block-lettering sits between his sneakered feet.

I breathe a sigh of relief at Shane’s silence.

We join the crowd, and as Shane searches for familiar faces I unsheath my camera.

“Mooomm! Don’t do that!” His effort to evade attention keeps his volume low.

“I want some pictures.” I explain while checking other parents’ shoulders for camera bags.

“What kind of dog do you think that is?” Shane attempts to draw my attention to a dog of obvious varietal lineage dancing on the end of a leash held by the woman standing next to me. He moves closer to the dog, and I wonder if he feels I’m less likely to photograph him surrounded by strangers.

I snap a shot. He tidies his hair, self-consciously.

“Hey, Shane!” We both hear it.

“Who was that?”

“Nick!”, he answers in a voice that suggests I should have known, while craning his neck in the direction of the sound. “He’s gone.”, he says, leaving “…and its all your fault.” unspoken.

A tide of campers and parents moves in the direction of the buses.

“Get your bag.”, I say as I zip my camera back into the bag, hoping to lessen his stress.

Uncertainty dances through Shane’s eyes as he reaches, again, for the shoulder strap.

“Where are we going?”, his voice mirrors his eyes.

“It looks like everyone is moving towards the buses.” I look back over my shoulder to see him heft the bag.

“Are you sure?”

I take a step back and put my arm around his shoulder.

“Come on.”

He walks under my arm until we reach the crowd gathered beside Bus 2, his bus. Standing much taller than he had when last we saw him, with shoulders and arms that speak of impending manhood; Trexler waits next to his Dad. Shane shirks my shoulder for that of his friend. The two former teammates complete the obligatory bump followed by an offering of all the testosterone they can muster in the form of an urban-style handshake.

“Hey…”, Shane mutters a studied disinterested greeting.

“Your bus?”, Trex points.

“Yeah…”

“What cabin?”

“Ten.”

A lazy smile slides across the taller boy’s face.

“Me, too.”

Shane fails in his effort to control his grin. “Cool!”

The two boys begin to rehash last year’s experience.

“Yeah, we stayed up till six in the morning…” Trexler talks through his grin.

“Don’t they wake you at eight?”, I ask, sharing a smile with Trexler’s Dad, Mr. Curtis, who employs his eyes as his mouth is busied with his coffee cup.

A boarding line begins to form. Shane hefts his bag with renewed enthusiasm, maintaining his place beside his friend. I force myself to take a step back. Trexler’s Dad joins me with a look that pats me on the back.

Minutes later, the line begins to move and so do I. The last thing I see before feeling Shane’s shoulders under my hands is the look of abject horror crossing his face.

“Moomm…”, he moans, softly. I pull away quickly, smiling my understanding, and return to my place beside Mr. Curtis, whose faraway gaze assures me of his willingness to overlook my unfortunate show of emotion.

Unreasonably, I worry that the counselor at the head of the line won’t find Shane’s name on the list. I remember worrying the same worry last year. As both boys board, my companion turns to me.

“Looks like they made it…”, he smiles a salutation and disappears behind the bus on his way to join the workforce.

I strain to maintain sight of the bill of Shane’s cap as he disappears behind the smoky windows of the bus. Despite my efforts, I lose sight of him.

Perhaps he sat on the other side. I walk to the other side of the bus, willing a look of casual interest as I stand in a median in dire need of mowing. After several minutes I am sure he is not there.

I consider leaving. After all, he probably won’t notice if I stay. But, I do.

I cross back the way I came and find a spot I’m sure is visible to anyone sitting on this side of the bus. If he only looks once, I should be here, I reason.

The driver makes ready to leave by lowering the doors of the luggage bins to reveal the bill of Shane’s cap. I stand quietly as he searches. I see him see me.

He raises his hand to his cap, and three fingers repeatedly brush the brim. I wonder at the movement until I see the intensity in his eyes.

I wave back, and we both smile.

Hip-Hop Baby

It was an interesting commute. But then, commuting in the rain is always interesting. Something about shiny roadways robs otherwise competent drivers of their ability to make intelligent decisions. As the late-model, light-blue, mini-van crossed the gore lane, I envisioned a direct hit on my passenger side door. Given conditions, stomping on the brake pedal was not an option. I slowed as much as I felt prudent, sure that at sixty-five miles per hour, it would never be enough. As the license plate of the van swam into view I had a sense of my own vehicle traveling backwards. The van slid into place in front of me, and I merged to the right, while fighting the urge to look to my left brandishing a waving fist. With much effort, I kept my eyes on the road before me, while sending up a silent prayer of thanks.
Later, after the trembling ceased and I had decided that stopping to gather my wits was far too “Jane Eyre”, I encountered another driver barreling off an exit ramp as though he drove the only car on the road. The space between us was more than enough to ensure my safety, but still, I marveled at his cocksureness. I was even more surprised when the truck behind him followed his lead. By this time, application of the brakes was called for, and I slid into the right-hand lane, allowing me the turn into the wine shop.
Tonight was not the night to be without…

Kendall-Jackson produces a lovely Meritage, 49% Cabernet Sauvignon, 47% Merlot, and 4% Cabernet Franc. Vintage 2003 was a little pricey. But, I’d overcome! I’d beaten the odds! I’d looked the Grim Reaper, square in the eye, and he blinked.
With my brown-bagged reward stashed, securely, inside the valise that had secreted my lunch this morning, I rolled to a stop under the traffic-light that marked the last major intersection of my commute. A sense of home invited a deep sigh.
Noticing that the car to my left had both passenger-side windows open, I lowered the volume on Dr. Laura. The car was silver in color, and carried some age. An African-American woman sporting a black, nylon kerchief secured by a silver clasp, sat behind the wheel. Her glance to the right brought my attention to her passenger, who clasped a junior-sized football, joyfully, between both chubby hands.
It was then that I noticed the music. At first I heard the beat, while noticing that the tike in the car seat was keeping time with the football in his hands. A computerized voice wafted in my direction, urging me to adjust my own dial even lower. I knew this song…

“No one on the corner gotta bop like this
Can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don’t fit
No one on the corner gotta pocket like this
So I rock Roc jeans cuz my knots so thick
You can learn how to dress just by jocking my fresh
Jocking jocking my fresh
Jocking jocking my fresh
Follow my steps, it’s the road to success
Where the niggas know you thorough
And the girls say yes”

An image of the latest telecast of the Grammy’s flashed upon my mind. M.I.A., at the time a very pregnant hip-hop performer, jumped around the stage in form-fitting, black and white. I had difficulty watching, and later I knew why. The taping date coincided with her due date.
I watched what I ascertained to be a three-year-old keep time with the music. I observed his mother glance over her right shoulder, in his direction, with no change of expression. Would I have felt better if she had smiled?
I would like to say I’m sure he didn’t know what “knots” were, but I’m not. I’m also not convinced he couldn’t explain the phrase “jocking my fresh”, and the knowledge that his mother is content to let the bastardized word “nigga” slide into his still developing ear canal made me cringe.
Whatever happened to “I love you, you love me. We’re a great big family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won’t you say you love me too!”
Am I too old, or just too white?
The woman glanced back several times before the light changed, and yet her expression never altered. It remained hard, and uncaring.
The light changed, and I watched as the car surged forward, taking the football bearing, hip-hop baby with it.
Our children are our future, hers, mine, and yours.
May God bless us all…