Charmed…I’m Sure

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The picture that greeted me when I powered on the computer this morning was oddly comforting in a reminiscent sort of way.  Bill Clinton, looking every inch the elder statesman in a well-cut, dark suit and blue “power” tie dwarfed Kim Jong Il, wearing his usual army-green under a wacky smile.  My response was visceral.  I felt better just knowing Bill was over there, “handling things”. 

And then I heard the purpose of his visit.

I wonder…

Am I the only one who sees irony in sending Bill Clinton on a mission to rescue two women from a despot?

Don’t misunderstand….I love Bill Clinton.  I’ve been an ardent fan since his first administration.  For a few minutes, I was one of the hopeful who surmised that a vote for Hillary would actually be a vote for Bill, but that was before his campaign blunders left me wondering if he had lost his edge after having heart bypass surgery several years ago.  I didn’t vote for his wife, but that doesn’t mean I love Bill any less.

It’s an unusual man, who in one breath mixes edgy sex appeal with the assurance that “Daddy is gonna take care of everything”.  And, it’s a heady mix.  I felt pride in the way Bill held his white-mane head and shoulders above tiny Chairman Il.

But in considering his mission, I couldn’t get the caricatures out of my head.  In the nine years Bill Clinton either campaigned or held office as president, he was impersonated seventy-three times on Saturday Night Live, and I must have seen at least seventy-two of them.  Darryl Hammond’s version is the one that comes to mind.  His is the face I saw peering between steel bars at the frightened prisoners.

“It’s okay, baby.  Billy’s here.”  Hammond’s voice and intonation, too, are dead on.

This afternoon, CNN announced that The Chairman had pardoned the prisoners, and release was expected at any moment; Bill’s mission was deemed a success.

Some international incidents require the use of arms, and others, charm.

Bill Clinton’s got charm…

“Well…There’s the Problem!”

He is more like his Mom than any of my other children. He is opinionated, yet compassionate, he is strong, and, yet, remarkably weak, he is intelligent, yet questioning….

He has let his opinions fly, in this election year, on the strengths and weaknesses of the candidates, and never fails to bemoan the loss of Hillary.

And, still, I wonder… Does he really know? Is he informed, or merely led by his peer group, as so many of us are?

Upon announcement of the first debate, I made the decision that we would watch, together; as a family.

Days went by in limbo as one candidate waffled on his participation. Around noon today, the call came.

“McCain will participate. The debate is on.”

“I’m cooking…will you join us?”

He accepted, and with that, our plans were sealed.

Long lines, waiting for open gas pumps, precluded my usual entrance to the grocery store. Taking a circuitous route, I found a parking space quickly, and after ending a musically, brogue-laden, political conversation with my professor-friend, I went inside to procure the items I needed to prepare a special dinner.

The manicotti was rich, the salad fresh, and the bread had just the right amount of crunch, as my son questioned his father and I on the differences between “Republican” and “Democrat”. As the meal ended, Roger rose and began to tidy up in accordance with our long-standing tradition of, “I cook. You clean.”.

Accompanied by the sounds of running water, and colliding cutlery, my youngest son leaned forward in his chair, and asked, “But Mom, why are all my friends voting for McCain?”

Holding his eyes with mine, I met his lean.

“I hope it’s because that’s what they believe. Just like I hope you know that we want you to make your own decision.”

Sitting back in his chair, he looked towards the ceiling. That, and the finger he inserted between his front teeth, were his only signs of discomfort.

“You know? I really liked McCain…”, he started.

“Yeah?”, I encouraged.

“Yeah.”, he countered.

“But, I just don’t know about the girl.” He paused.

“I mean, he’s old! What if he dies? What if she has to be President?”

I felt the smile start in my eyes.

“What?”, he asked.

“You get it, Shane. You really get it!”, I exclaimed.

He relaxed against the seat-back as his eyes went, once again, towards the ceiling.

“I am so proud of you! You see the bigger picture. At your age, that’s great!”

Noise from the other room told us the debate was starting. Hurrying, we took our places.

We listened attentively. We remarked appropriately.

And then, Senator McCain dialed up President Reagan.

We listened.

As he finished, Shane’s form rose from the couch where he languished with dog, blanket, and pillow.

“Well, there’s the problem!”, he exclaimed. And with that, he fell back among the pillows. Within minutes, he slept; an old soul.

He didn’t watch till the end, but that’s ok.

He got the gist of it…

© Copyright 2007-2008 Stacye Carroll

A True Patriot

We had spent 2 days in a continuous dripping sweat as we toured the injured city of Mobile, Alabama. A climb of “the battleship” as we Southerners like to refer to her followed by a car tour of a hurricane scarred Dauphine Island had left us worn and dehydrated. Unsatisfied after a dip in the hotel pool, we set out on a late night search of the ultimate summertime refreshment, ice cream.
It is a little known fact that your neighborhood Walgreen’s stocks an outrageously tempting freezer full of ice cream treats. We made our selections and returned to the car as quickly as the thick night air would allow us. As the car reversed to leave the parking lot, a window sticker on a neighboring vehicle caught my eye. I starred in wonder at the simple square sticker and insisted my companion circle the parking lot to get a better look. As we approached the other car, I squealed with delight as my second look confirmed what I had originally seen. I pointed and urged my companion to look as well. The sticker was small, about 4 inches square, and black with simple white block print forming a large letter “M”. But this was no ordinary “M”. This was a clever “M”. This was actually a “W” turned upside down. And not just any “W”. This was THE “W”. The one we all saw on the backs of gas guzzling SUVs everywhere during the last election. And beneath the “M” where formerly one might have read “The President.”, this sticker said simply “The Moron.” I was completely enchanted. Not only was the sentiment right on the money but using the moron’s own propaganda against him was nothing short of genius! I decided then and there that I simply must have one. And then I decided I had to have more than one because this was just too good to keep to myself.
The stickers arrived and went from envelope to rear window in a matter of seconds. I took another to a fellow Bush-hater at work. Within hours, a red-faced, trembling, eye-popping Republican, who happens to me our boss was standing at my desk. With much effort, he spit out his displeasure and warned me not to give my co-worker “offensive” stickers for her to “display in her cubicle”. The “display” was the top of her desk where she had lain it in preparation for adhesion to her car.
In relating this story to an aquaintance, I was quickly reprimanded with “Oh, you shouldn’t criticize our leader. Don’t you know that is unpatriotic?” The friend assured me he made this statement in jest, but his statements mirrored those spoken by people like my boss whose ire at merely seeing the sticker rendered him very nearly speechless.
Today I began to think about the concept of patriotism and the definition of a true patriot. Usually when one thinks along this vein, an image like that of Patrick Henry or Samuel Adams appears, unheeded, on the brain. It was that image that revealed to me the irony of our times. Those men, and other leaders of their time, not only spoke out against their leaders, they wrote long treatises detailing their complaints and Ben Franklin was only too happy to print theirs right beside his own in his newspaper. It was through learning about the founders of our country that I formed my idea that a true patriot is patriotic to his country and speaks out against anyone who would do her harm, whether he be leader of not. When did our idea of patriotism shift from allegiance to our motherland to unwavering support of an unelected public official, especially when that public official is bring harm to our homeland?