Our trip was unexpected, unplanned, and unbudgeted, which helps to explain my presence in the drive-thru line at McDonald’s at 11:47 a.m. We rolled to a stop in front of a daunting menu of gastronomic atrocities too crowded to read. I allowed my eleven-year-old to order for both of us.
“Please drive around to the first window.”
A heavy-set girl with long brown hair manned the register, behind a small glass door that seemingly opened and closed of its own accord. I hit the mute button on the stereo as she logged another order. She turned in our direction, and the door opened as she extended her hand, palm up. I laid several bills inside with a smile that went unnoticed as she stashed them before collecting my change while focusing, intently, on the LED display of the register. Her left hand extended again, dropping my change while her right hand hit a button on her head set, and I rolled to the second window.
A hundred miles or so later, my cup was empty, but my bladder wasn’t. I searched large, green, roadside signs for another iconic fast-food restaurant that would offer relief for both. As I rolled into the Krystal’s parking lot, my son sat forward on his seat.
“Are we going to eat again?” Shane’s voice sounded exactly like you would expect it to sound, given his usual diet of whole grains, fish, and fruit.
“No, honey. Just the bathroom and a drink!”
As I entered the bathroom, I was accosted by an odor that said “Turn back!” in a deep, unnerving voice. Shaking it off, I pushed open the painted metal door, expecting the worst. I considered myself lucky in not uncovering the source of the odor and attended to the matter at hand, post-haste. I rinsed my hands hurriedly, and opened the door with my elbow. Shane was waiting outside.
The counter was clear of customers, allowing us to stand, unimpeded, in front of the register. A large woman, whose hairstyle must have cost at least a day’s pay, approached from the back of the restaurant throwing one hand in the direction of another woman as her eyes glazed mine.
“You got customers.”, she said as she walked by, carrying a sheaf of paper cups.
The woman she addressed stood at the other end of the counter, bent at the middle, her face just inches above a laminated paper.
“You really got her worried ‘bout that schedule!”, the female voice came, complete with laughter, from the grill area.
A painfully thin, uniformed young man approached from the dining area.
“Whatchew doin’?” He mimicked her posture so that their visored heads met.
Shane and I stood with necks arched; studying a menu we had no intention of ordering from, until a man wearing a white shirt that said “I Am The Manager” approached, carrying a bundle of bags.
“Can I take your order?” I was relieved to hear self-consciousness in his voice.
Sunlight did nothing to enhance the pallor present on my friend’s skin as we sat around her picnic table. We sipped, and laughed, and talked, and laughed. The telephone rang, and she answered it. I made my decision while she assured our friend I had made the trip safely.
As she pressed “End”, I eased myself off the weathered, wooden bench.
“We’re going to get a room.”
She argued despite my tone of finality.
“It’s just two miles away….” I ended the conversation.
I hit the button, locking my son safely inside the car before walking towards the lobby. A blonde woman who hadn’t yet accepted the reality of her morbidity manned the desk.
Her expression never changed as she managed, “You want a room?”
I leaned both arms on the desk as she typed, wondering if she knew that the boxed-blonde curtain hanging down either side of her haggard face failed to hide the collection of chins the years had provided her.
Tiny cowbells rang, and we both turned. Shane entered, mute. He approached a display of brochures while I felt validation.
“How old is the child?”
“Eleven.”
Several minutes and colorful invectives later, I tapped Shane’s shoulder and left with credit card-shaped “keys”.
“Mom?” I pulled my sweatshirt closed as we walked against a cool breeze.
“Yes.” Shane hurried to catch up to my stride.
“Aren’t there a lot of people looking for jobs?”
“Yes.”, I answered, not sure where he was going.
“Then why does everybody act like they hate their job? Don’t they know they’re lucky to have one?”
From the mouths of babes…
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